my balls

To begin this debate of my balls: I didn't want to have to break the news this way, but over the winter the show "Deadliest Catch" called me to save a boat that was going down. They got me on the helicopter and when we got near the boat and crew I just dangled my balls out the door and they tied the boat on my right nut and the crew climbed on my left nut. My balls dragged everything 100 miles back to safety. The show couldn't air the footage b/c the graphic nature of the scene.

You need to have more work to do. I am calling your boss

OC said to take the conversation to the forum
nobody came with

oh testiclees. my hear-hoe